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>So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are

>losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't 

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>the answers until you have made your answer.

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>OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

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>1. What do you put in a toaster?

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>Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do

>something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to

>Question 2.

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>2. Say "silk"

>five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt 

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>next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even

>overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading

>something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said

>"water"

>then proceed to question 3.

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>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made 

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>blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black 

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>is made from black bricks, what is a green house made

>from?

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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"

>what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? 

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>you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.

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>4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over

>Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided

>into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of

>the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine

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>also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the

>engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack

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>the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.

>Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in

>"no man's land"?

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>Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING

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>you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a

>plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, 

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>bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.

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>5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto

>MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In 

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>six people get off the bus and nine people get

>on. In Sweden, two

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>get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people

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>on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In

>Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at

>MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?

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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It

>was YOU!!

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>Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do 

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>(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)

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Special Olympics

Only a few people understand life better. And we call these people “retarded”. Who are at the wrong side?

And the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled and the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the sound of gunshot, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win.

One little boy stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. One girl with Down’s Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, “This will make it better.”

Then all nine linked arms and walked together to the finish line. Everyone in the stadium stood and cheered. The cheering went on for several minutes.

People who were there are still telling the story….Why ? Because deep down we know this one thing : What matters in this life is more than winning for ourselves. What matters in this life is helping others win, even if it means slowing down and changing our course.

Meaning of your name

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.

Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) & (Isn’t it GREAT)!!

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : MARK

M – Success comes easily to you.
A – You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
R – You are a social butterfly.
K – You like to try new things.

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J = Jealously
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people’s standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X = You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You’re always fighting with someone.

CHECK YOUR NAME MEANING AND YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS TRUE.