Friday, May 11, 2007

Take the test 

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>So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
>losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't 
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>OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
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>1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
>something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
>Question 2.
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>2. Say "silk"
>five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt 
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>next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
>overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
>something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said
>"water"
>then proceed to question 3.
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>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made 
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>blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black 
house
>is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
>from?
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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
>what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? 
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>you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.
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>4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided
>into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
>the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
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>also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
>engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack
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>the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
>Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
>"no man's land"?
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>Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
>else,
>you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
>plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, 
"Don't
>bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
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>5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
>MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In 
Reading,
>six people get off the bus and nine people get
>on. In Sweden, two
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>get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people
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>on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
>Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
>MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
>was YOU!!
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>Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do 
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>(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)
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